Mar 3, 2006

Creepy Entertainment News

My dear readers, you will excuse me. It's the end of Fried Day and I'm almost brain dead. Here's the latest news from Uglywood:

How retarded can these people be?

A Christian high school in San Diego, California is trying to distance itself from dangerous menace to society Michelle Williams because she participated in the Gay Cowboy Movie, in which she kicks major acting butt. To her misfortune, she attended said institution when she was younger:
Jim Hopson (the principal) has branded the Oscar nominee a poor role model, and hopes his education establishment won't be linked to the film's themes. He tells the San Diego Union Tribune, "We don't want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie. Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution.
Here's hoping that you don't represent her values either, you selfrighteous moron. I hope she gets the Oscar just to spite you.

Department of Too Much Information

This is one of those things you wish never ever entered your consciousness. It appears that Jane Fonda has a penchant for husbands with triangular proclivities, who like to record their disgusting shenanigans for posterity.

Memo to Bennett Miller:
Being within two feet from Courtney Love before the Oscars or at any other point in time:
NOT a good career move.
All she wants is to show up at the Oscars avec toi and pretend, with the help of a borrowed gown, that she's not a scary, deranged psychopath. AS IF.

Contagious illnesses of the Rich and Famous
Who on Earth gets chicken pox in this day and age? Apparently Jason Lee.
I always suspected something creepy lurking behind those sideburns.
Not only does he name his son Pilot Inspektor, he gives him the chicken pox too. Child abuser.

Lil' Kim "Terrified" of Breast LeakGrande Enchilada Terrified of Lil Kim.
She looks like a female version of Chucky "El Muñeco Diabólico".

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